Take That + One

With the 'News' that Robbie would like to rejoin TT I decided I should go back into the archives and give you a TT Biog. ENJOY't

Take That were first formed in 1988 by gay maniac Martin Simon Paul John Smith Nigel. Whilst hounding the streets of Manchester he found 5 young lads and forced them to sing and dance at gun point. They did.

Take That's line up was Ken Barlow (The Barlow one), Mark Cute (The Hobbit one), Jason Lemon ( The gay one. Shhhhh....), Howard donalllld (The spazzy one) and Robin Williams (The Mental one).

There first single was...... something, no one can remember. But their 2nd single was about it only taking a minute and even tho the song was longer than a minute but didn't brake any laws, even thou the song was written by Johnathan 'Kiddie toucher' King who wrote the song to sing to the young boys he'd fill with his mini kings. 'It will only take one minute, to fill you bum. To fill your bum. Do do do'.

The boys became a masstive success until Robbie died and came back a better version of his father, Hi de hi's Paul Shane. His hit solo single ' I hope your old when you died' was a sort of hit and was written for Jade goody. She died young. His 2nd single was 'Demons' and now get played at weddings, funerals, and was the theme tune to 'Life on Mars'.

In 2005. Take that got together to become better versions of Boy Zone and it worked. Boy Zone came back to be better versions of the nolans. It didnt work.

In 2008 all boy bands were outlawed under the '2008 outlawing of boy bands act'. Now all boys band getter together and have underground fighting tournaments organizedby Ken.

Robin williams can now be found eating a pasty.