Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Life of Phythonk 2: The Palin Twins

'Michale Palin' was born 'James Palinton' in Sheffield in 1987. On that same day, in that same town, from that same fanny, Michales younger twin 'Michale Palinton 2' was born 18.7 seconds later. At the ages of 5 M.P 2 brutally killed his older brother with Macharno. To scared to tell anyone what he had done he then turned is older brother into a human puppet. So nobody asked any difficult questions 'MP2' came upon the idea of a double act 'Michale Palin & Mr T. Jones'. The act was a massive success and launched the hit TV show "Spazhandles power hour" 45mins of comedy mayhem.

"For years we never knew that Terry was in fact dead, we just thought in was a funny looking welsh man and I'll bum you if you say different" Graham Chapman in a 2002 interview.

"They were always together. Michale would wheel Terry round like one of those skeletons you have in science class. We just thought it was part of the act. It made me laugh anyhow" Rick "Ric" Mayle

The duo branched out briefly and wrote the mega oskar winning hit "Weekend with a dead man called Barney" which was later remade into 'Backdraft'. They never made an Hollywood movie again. Michale is now a success who travels the world for BBC1 evading the law for killing his twin, whilst Terry now works for BBC four and suits the channel rather well.

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