Back by popular demand of one.

Last night I was advised by my agent that I hadn't been on-line and updated my blog (My agent being Steve from work. Hi Steve), so I thought I'd take some time out at the this awful hour on a Sunday morning, 07:57. The main reason, as I have said before is to update on my writing achievements, if any. Well it's only been a week since I sent off my Radio play and if I do get anywhere with it it won't be until the end of march until I hear anything. Don't get my wrong, I have been writing. Either stories which are still in my head. Two I have in fact, one about a serial killer in Tameside (where I live) and the other about if Britain get occupied by some unknown force and we are forced to live in camps. One's called 'Tameside' and the other is called 'The camp'. Can you guess which is which?

One thing I have been doing is coming up with silly fake biographies on Celerity's or Bands or silly synopsis of upcoming films. I've been emailing them to a friend who shall only been known on the blog as A.K, or Peter Mandelson. He's my sparing partner. I have a competition in me when it comes to funny. If someone writes something funny I have to out funny them. (Steve, your included in this. I admire you and fucking hate you at the same time. A.K, I just fucking hate you). Back and forth we've been mailing each other. I'll add some on at a later date for you to enjoy.

Thinking about this blog I have come up with two more reasons why I should stick at it, three reasons if you include Steve. One being that my daughter can look back on this and see what her father was like when she was but a wee nipper. (God help her, is all I can say) and the second is that it's a good way to vent my spleen. Get off all those things that bug the fuck outta me off my chest. Try and be as witty and funny as that Charlie Brooker mother fucker.

Here we go.......

Red nose day is almost upon us which got me thinking, Comic relief and Band aid have been going for well over 20 years and millions upon millions of pounds have been raised, surly all those African kids are living well by now? They must know when it's Christmas? A lot can happen is 20 years so all I can think now is that those poor African sods don't have Broadband, or I-pods. Hell, I bet they only have freeview boxes on top of their normal 4:3 teles. How the fuck can modern children live like this? Quick get that fat black bloke off of those cheap hotels adverts to help them again, they only have fucking freeview and Jade Goody's televised death is only on UKliving!!!!

Jade Goody's another fucking thing that piss's me off at the moment but I'll come back to her when she's fuckin' toast and shit of all over her memory.

This years Comic relief tag line is 'Do something funny for money'. Which is just their way of saying we've run out of fuckin' ideas, the last few comic relief's have been horse wank so now it's your turn you cunts.

More later. 

Happy Sunday.