More silliness from me for you. You lucky fucker you!!!
John Cleese was born in India in 1902. His real Name is John Cleese. Before Joining 'Python' he spent his time working as an Estate agent in Bethnal Greeny. He sold over 2 million pounds worth of property all of which he had no right to sell. Once the police worked out what he was doing they nicked him and he became bankrupt. He instantly became a bum.
Whilst living on the streets he became friends with Berty Jones. Berty had been "AN Homeless" for all his life but he had a knack of saying funny things that would make people laugh because they and he were funny. John capitalized on this and decided to do the same. It did not work. People just found this homeless giant (19ft 6in) intimidating at the time.
Sat on a park bench, John once asked Berty why he smelled like 'Sugar Puffs' (Other Cereals are available). Berty Replied, "It's not sugar puffs I smell of dear boy, it's Piss" John Laughed.
"John dear, I'm not being funny. I wee myself at night to keep warm. It really is wee".
John decided to beat Berty to a pulp until Berty stopped crying, said something funny and passed out.
When John finally starting writing skits with 'Gay' Graham Chapmen (More on him and his 'Gayness' later) John would hold Berty in a cupboard and every now and again he would kick jokes out of Berty via his balls.
Graham once said "I, at no point, did I ever find a dirty old homeless man in John’s cupboard providing him with cries of funny. I was to busy with Playboy bunnies, who were gay because I'm gay. I really am gay. I'll Bum you!!!!"
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